YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? Here are the rules for dating, in case you forgot.

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? Here are the rules for dating, in case you forgot.

YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME? Here are the rules for dating, in case you forgot.

  1. ASK for my number, don’t FB or hit me up on social media
  2. CALL ME within 2 days of asking for my number, do not text me, this shows your level of interest either way
  3. Ask me out on a date for a WEEKEND NIGHT on a Friday or Saturday, not some opening during the week that you want to fill in, or lunch or coffee.  Put some commitment into showing me you’re interested, ’cause I’m taking notes
  4. DON’T ask me to hang, I don’t have balls
  5. A date consists of dinner and a show, not a cheapskate coffee
  6. Give me a choice of two different evenings and give me the choice of what show I want to see, whether it be a chick-flick or drama.
  7. Give me the choice to either have you pick me up or for me to meet you
  8. Dress nice, wear light cologne, clean your nails, shave, shine your shoes and wash your car
  9. Compliment me immediately
  10. Open the door throughout the night
  11. Motion for me to walk ahead when necessary, instead of you walking 6 steps ahead of me, or how about this WALK BESIDE ME
  12. Pull my chair out at the restaurant
  13. Let me order first, ask how my meal is
  14. If my meal is missing something, flag the waitress down
  15. Ask me questions about me, don’t talk about your ex or tell me how much money you have or how much you workout….be real… I want to hear about your friends, your passion, your hometown and what makes you laugh.
  16. Pay for the entire dinner yourself, don’t even think about asking me to pay the tip
  17. Ask if I still want to see the show, put my coat on, let me walk ahead of you
  18. At the show make sure I’m comfortable and ask if I want a drink
  19. At the end of the date, you should have a feel for how the evening has played out.  If it was a hit, then ask for a second date, secure it, go for it.
  20. At the end of the night, lean in for a hug and a kiss on the cheek if I seem receptive
  21. Don’t try asking me to come over for a drink or hang to watch Netflix, I’m not a booty call
  22. Don’t try to get lucky, get laid or get off on some misleading fantasy that porn has put into your head
  23. Call me within 2 days to say you had a nice time and ask for a second date, if you’re interested in pursuing me, because the timeframe of my window being open is small before I move on.
  24. REPEAT all of the above for the second date
  25.  I want to  know if you’re serious about getting to know me, I’m watching and looking to see if you’re a suitable partner.

These are basics in dating that we have lost in the last decade or more.  I miss the traditional dating and I’m holding out for a good guy, a true guy that knows how to treat and court a woman.   If you do it right,  you might just get a piece of me.  Word.

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