Sticking out your tongue
“Your patient is on his light!”
Codes and cardiac arrest
housekeeping mopping up the puke
Breaks? who gets one
A cigarette? A meal. I got to pee.
” Will you watch my patient?”
Will you watch my patient? Hey. you?
” Will you, pretty please?
I have just got to go Pee.
“Empty urinals-intake and output
Medications:wrong drug, wrong time, wrong wrong wrong.
X-rays, MRI Scans
Emergencies because I really have to pee now. ” Will you watch my patient please?”
Procedures: Bowel preps, and wound debreedment
Vital signs Shift change Go Home
I made it to bathroom before I made it home.